I received a letter today in the mail.

The letter in question is paper-clipped neatly to the page, smoothed out of wrinkles.

I like getting letters.

I like being Useful.

I will write again when I am not Busy.

"Astarin:
I, Fizzle Breakstop, would like to congratulate you on your new chef hat!
However, thanks alone is never fair to a good chef, so I have sent you plenty of materials so you can do what it appears you love best, cook!
Fizzle.
P.S. The Captain says to stop re-checking today's cargo. It's starting to smell."